DeevieNce

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Shit advert 2

The new Skoda advert has just presented itself on my television.

It consists of a guy with a handbag being chased through different locations by just about the shittest thing I have ever seen. Infact, it is so shit I dont know what the fuck it is.

This guy is running for his life from this piece of wood on trolly wheels?! while it chases him through a street, a bus, a station and finally onto the roofs. It pans the view to the side and you see the guy jump from one roof to another. I was thinking, he finally manages to outsmart the rogue piece of wood, BUT NO! IT CAN FLY! so it flys over the gap and corners him - I wouldnt be running away from it, I would have bodyslammed it into an old lady. Finally, FINALLY, it fades to black then appears Skoda with some random slogon which had nothing to do with the BS that had been shown before.

OK Skoda, its one thing to waste 30 seconds of my time - I could have been viewing a free porn site instead - but its a totally different matter to single out gay people. So the guy has a handbag, sure gay people arent the best in the world, but no need to publicly humiliate them on TV by showing what pussys they really are.

Skoda hit new low - March 23rd 2005.

Shit advert

Some of the shit they broadcast on television worldwide everyday is beyond words. Sometimes I see an ad that is so bad I just want to smash my fist into my left eye. Some good examples of these cheap, low budget shitverts are, cheap, low budget loan ads.

Ok I get that they want to get out to people that they can save me £10000000 over my current loans, but they could do it as not to infringe upon my personal self-respect.

By this I mean I feel so disrespected by what is being shown to me, I might aswell have been a 3 year old with aspergers.

One ad in particular has a man and a women in where the fucktard of a human male is talking to his wife about his NEW FANTASTIC!!! loan, WHILE she is filming him! WTEHF! While he is being filmed he pretends to throw a football at his ugly retard of a wife. Again, wtf. Why would he even want to pretend to make her uglier than she already is? "Thees pe0ples r welly gud too talk too!". If I ever ended up with a failed life and decided to operate a phone for the rest of my life at some shit ass loan company and got someone as retarded as him calling in, I would give him the best advice of my life and give him the number for a suicide hotline - one of the ones which pushes you in the direction.

I cant remember the name of the company that did this particular, which shows just how good the advert was, but next time I see it on tv I will get the number and phone in to complain about just how shit their advert was.

I actually feel sorry for the company in a way, they must have been on such a tite budget to hire that couple in their ad. If I ever see that guy in real life I will clothesline him with a cheese-wire.

Tbh I would have paid them not to air the advert.